Ad #11: you say make-up shift, i say make-out shift….

late 20’s femme queer with upper body strength will carry your groceries home from the co-op if you invite me up afterwards. you: hot smart queer (any of a range of genders a-ok), responsive to a seemingly anonymous pickup, happy to be pushed against a wall but able to push me back. me: as described, with a penchant for kale, chocolate, and overly expensive beer; happy to suffer the indignities of the mandated orange vest if you take it off me later.

if you’d prefer to carry my groceries home, i could also pick you out of the lineup of available cart-pushers, take you past the official walking-a-person-home zone, and have my way with you

Tags: ad, queer yenta #1