Wanted: Rooster, from Annie. Assignment: Kidnap Annie and have your way with her. Annie counter-tortures by singing songs from the hit musical the whole time. Must have creepy mustache, smarm, smirk. Research materials: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSkcJCifj2I&feature=related ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AiOH7ETZwU&feature=related
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March 18, 2008 at 10:20 am
it’s a hard-knock life, for Tops.
and kidnapping is always done best in a pack.
and Rooster might find himself wishing he had an extra pair of invisible hands.
i can be those hands.
not one of those lanky ladies in curls and pearls.
let’s call me stage hand.
silent.
invisible.
wearing all black.
efficiently moving and handling props (you).
behind the scenes, making Rooster an even bigger man.
he might thank us for it. and i’d like to see how well you can sing when you’re tied up with a knife at your throat.
March 21, 2008 at 4:45 am
you’re never fully (un)dressed without a stage hand!
ok so we got the stage hands, now we just need rooster and maybe lily st regis and maybe a bolshevik or two. and lots of pearls.
March 28, 2008 at 2:46 am
yes let’s borrow lily’s pearls for your throat.
i had to stop that singing somehow.
April 27, 2008 at 8:56 pm
I can sing, i can dance, i can fuck, and i particularly like the idea of a park kidnapping.
May 6, 2008 at 2:39 am
Rooster:Creepy mustache, high-waisted pin-striped pants, and recently got a new knife. Annie: red dress, string of pearls. Stage hand: all in black, skills with props, and i hear stage hands are good with the ropes! looks like we have ourselves a full thespian scene!
Now… lets get the music together and scout a location, a venue!
good theater takes time, we must not rush art!