In my 33 years of f’kakte dating experiences, I’ve learned a couple things:
• I need someone funny. Wry, dry, mellow, witty irony addicts. Someone who finds me hilarious, but can also match it. Nothing turns me on more…
• … but I also need sincere. Knowing when to be real and not “on.” A delicate balance.
• After many years of self-searching and misadventure, I am both of these things.
• I’m ready to find my guy.
Some other things I’ve learned:
• I’m 5’7.5. Not 5’8”.
• I’ll never be less than 160 lbs again. Fuck the Master Cleanse.
• In my own quirky, neurotic way, I’m hot. (I can accept that now.)
• I love pop culture. Highbrow, lowbrow, unibrow, all of it.
• I absolutely fucking hate the gym. But I love running, biking, yoga, and sex. I’m in shape (just enough) and I love a guy who is too.
• I’m usually attracted to masculine, rugged guys – but if you’re smart and funny and kind, that all goes out the window.
• I live and work in Brooklyn and don’t go to Manhattan much. I’d much rather stay home, write, watch DVDs – with someone who likes to do the same with me.
• When I do go out, it’s usually to the park, the movies at BAM, restaurants, theatre, or a neighborhood café to read/write. I would love someone who will inspire me to try new things in different boroughs.
• I love travel and adventure when I can afford it. Especially outdoor adventures. The riskier, the better.
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March 17, 2008 at 2:50 am
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