Feygeles, maideles:
Queer Yenta is pleased to be here for you!
Yes, again, and formally, Queer Yenta is opening her doors for business!
Soon, soon this blog will have:
* ads for you to peruse;
* dating tips for you to use;
* adorable guest bloggers for you to shmooze;
* success stories over which you can effuse!
Yes, yes, all of this — and more! But first, meine kinder, the questions you all want to know:
Who is Queer Yenta, you ask?
Queer Yenta is a very nice team of queers about town who want to serve their community. Rather, Queer Yenta is a very nice old lady about town who was already setting up all her friends and decided to make a shtick of it. Rather, Queer Yenta is a very nice old lady about town who wants to matchmake you!
What will Queer Yenta help me with?
Queer Yenta wants you — yes, you! — to find whatever you are looking for. A gay to marry? A homo for humping? A pal for pushing around? Yes!
Queer Yenta does not meddle in the affairs of others but encourages you to be open and honest with everyone whose heart is vulnerable to you. Do not be a shmuck!
How does it work?
Well, bubbelehes, you have to take a risk. There is a funny phenomenon Queer Yenta has noticed — “Oh, I don’t want to put an ad up — I just want to look and see what happens.” While window shopping is very nice at Century 21 and other fine shopping establishments, if you wanted to sit on your hands and not put yourself out there, I hear there are many bars the young folk are going to these days where you can do just that — and listen to music!
So you send Queer Yenta an ad. She features you. Or perhaps you comment here on this very blog and someone catches your eye. Or perhaps you see an ad you like, and you respond –and Queer Yenta will help you!
Queer Yenta will also do what she can to help make sure you do not make a mess out of yourself, but oy! No one can keep it all straight.
More, meine kinder, but oh, Queer Yenta is up late for an old lady!
