This is just the best ad I’ve ever seen: don’t you want her to carry home your groceries? All you Park Slope Co-op members, you should make sure you tell your friends!
“you say make-up shift, i say make-out shift….”
late 20’s femme queer with upper body strength will carry your groceries home from the co-op if you invite me up afterwards. you: hot smart queer (any of a range of genders a-ok), responsive to a seemingly anonymous pickup, happy to be pushed against a wall but able to push me back. me: as described, with a penchant for kale, chocolate, and overly expensive beer; happy to suffer the indignities of the mandated orange vest if you take it off me later.
if you’d prefer to carry my groceries home, i could also pick you out of the lineup of available cart-pushers, take you past the official walking-a-person-home zone, and have my way with you.
Tags: ad, park slope
